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You've called Donald Trump "a twat" for his sexist comments about a female news anchor being on her period.

You've watched the whole College asian sex Jenner trans thing unfold and gone, "You know what — this all seems fair. I am down with the trans thing. So, no. I'm not going to womansplain feminism to you. It's the 21st century and you are, most assuredly, not a dick.

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You like women being equal to men — which is all that feminism means. Not all the penises being burned in a Penis Bonfire. Just wbat being equal to men.

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You are like my friend John, when he talks about dating alpha-women: Christ, no. Dating and marrying powerful women is like big game hunting. I fuck tigers and panthers. Not… chihuahuas. You get feminism. You don't need Tits McGee here to take you through it one more time.

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So, what Meet chinese am going to do, instead, is tell you 12 things about women that women are usually too embarrassed to tell you themselves. Because I am a chronic over-sharer, and incapable of keeping secrets.

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Unfortunately, in both cases, the entire future of the world does rest on people being able to say those words properly, and not mumbling "femernism", or "envibeoment". Which are both, when you think about it, much odder-sounding.

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You, meanwhile, are unable to talk about your feelings lest you get punched in the nuts by "a lad" telling you not to be "a bender". You are unlikely to get custody of your kids, and are three times more likely to commit suicide.

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Feminism's about sorting all this stuff. Because it's about equality. Not burning the penises. I can't emphasise enough how much it's not about burning penises.

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No burnt penises. We're still pretty traumatised about our periods, even though we're now Being a woman doesn't chek republic mom teen sex "being a woman" any easier.

All that womb-shit is nuts. It's like having an exploding, insane blood-bag of pain up in your business end — nothing wonen prepares you for when it all kicks off. One day, you're just a kid on your bike.

The next, you're suddenly having to wedge a tiny Barbie mattress in your knickers, crying while you watch Bergeracand eating Nurofen Plus like they're Tic Tacs. Men, imagine if, some time around your 12th birthday, some manner of viscous liquid — what women dont like in men say gravy — suddenly appeared in your pants, in the middle of a maths lesson.

And then it turned up every month for the next 30 years. You'd be all like "NO! We're not wise, or in touch with nature, or down with it. We're just people with a whole load more laundry issues than you.

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Have you ever tried to scrub blood out of a Premier Inn sheet at 6am, using just join escort shampoo and your toothbrush? It's one of the defining aspects of being a woman.

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From the moment we grew our tits, we've been cat-called in the street; commented on by relatives "Ooooh, she's sont "Well, you'll be a heart-breaker" as if we weren't standing there in front of them, hearing all. We've seen our biggest female role-models and icons shamed in the press, over and over: So we know even success, and money, will not find Connoquenessing us from the humiliation of simply being a woman.

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